german memes

ME

My evening.

Flat-Earthers dont want you to see this.

Bill Gates in Doom running in Windows 95 firing a shotgun without using the trigger is my aesthetic

I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.

four horsemen of the apocalypse

thinkin about how when i was 16 i asked my mom to give me permission to get a sherlock tattoo and she was adamant in refusing no matter how much i begged. like…. u saved me, mom. you saved me in every way you can save another human being

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

there was a financial crisis

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

sir could you just calm down for a second

“Everyday someone thinks I’m Beyonce”

PORSHA!