Avatar

bagel Addict!

@seinfeldofficial / seinfeldofficial.tumblr.com

Avatar

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

Avatar

callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

Avatar

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.