I can unscrew the stars

stop liking the same anime girls I like

I sing along to Blank Space far too aggressively for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers 

oh what fun to kill someone and end up in jail.

I do what I want. Yeah, I know.

Viola Davis is a freaking tour de force. As she slowly peels back her wig, her eyelashes and wipes away her makeup, you can just see Annalise come undone. She doesn’t say a word, but you can feel the pain radiating off her. It gave me the chills. (x)

please turn on the audio for this

How is Kim truly my friend in this game? Making me pay to take the buses and planes everywhere, I’m shaking trees and touching pigeons for some extra $$, only contacts me to promote damn ““‘Kardash”“” when I got my own store to take care of but never want to waste my energy in??? She is so fake at least Willow Pape is upfront and REAL smh

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

Hinata’s aura… It’s what I felt the first time I played against him. His overwhelming presence at the most crucial moment… As if he’s saying “I’m here. Give me the ball.” He’s calling me!

Hmmm what you saaaaaaaaaay

ICONIC

the greatest part of being in the closet is when straight people try to tell you that they have great gaydar and you’re just sitting there like ok kid keep telling urself that

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry