Park Kyung: CHOOSE YOUR OWN FANTASTY ADVENTURE

block b at the movies

jiho: sneaking in and out of theaters for 2 hours straight so he can see a bit of every showing for the price of one ticket

kyung: eating unpopped kernels from between the seats

jihoon: using the inner lining of his Raf Simons A/W 2015 men’s double-breasted wool peacoat to smuggle in many many snacks for his friends

ukwon: sitting on the curb outside the movie theater with his girlfriend after being kicked out for making shadow puppet puppies kiss in front of the movie screen

jaehyo: in the very back row with five pillows, a comforter, and a box of warm cinnabons 

taeil: at the arcade decimating small children at the driving game, to the outrage of absolutely no mothers as they assume he is just another lost toddler

minhyuk: in the little room with the projector...watching

Pyo Jihoon and Lee Taeil were reportedly spotted together early this morning riding matching Razor scooters to work

LEAKED: TRUE information from Block B members’ REAL high school permanent records below —

Woo Jiho: Countless accounts of tomfoolery, too numerous to list here. Manila folder the weight of a small child. More days spent in suspension than in class. Once offered a smushed blunt to the vice principal from his jean jacket pocket

Kim Ukwon: Sports star, beloved by classmates, staff, and small animals alike. No notable write-ups aside from several accounts of wearing sunglasses indoors.

Pyo Jihoon: One detention on file. Student received slip after breaking into a classmate’s locker to decorate it for his birthday, was released after 10 minutes of incessant apology and tears

Lee Minhyuk: Motives listed as “questionable”

Park Kyung: Jiho’s notorious cohort, though with far fewer detentions on record. Much of his file appears to have been blacked out. Attached is a copy of a thank-you note for a plate of homemade cookies and a note from the principal’s desk describing him as a “charming young man.”

Ahn Jaehyo: Frequent long periods of absences from school. Dates appear to coincide with extended television marathons of “Clifford’s Puppy Days,” though correlation doesn’t necessarily imply causation

Lee Taeil: Record is spotless - no detentions, suspensions or even latenesses in all four years of attendance. A crisp thousand-dollar bill is mysteriously attached.

Whenever Park Kyung is too lazy to heat water for his hot chocolate he puts a tablespoon of cocoa powder in his mouth and lets it steep

Before debuting with Block B, Pyo Jihoon played the hand from Oobi

On his college application Woo Jiho listed "ballin'" as an athletic activity

Kim Yukwon's social media is so frequently “hacked” due to his steadfast refusal to use any other password but the same one he uses for every site (”ilovemygirlfriendandmydog”)

Park Kyung doesn’t technically need food or water to survive. He could subsist off of the roar of the crowd, couch lint, and/or making obnoxious noises with his body just fine if the situation ever called for it

Lee “B-Bomb” Minhyuk wasn’t born. He just materialized out of an old rubber band and a pair of tap shoes 

Kim Yukwon met his longterm girlfriend in a round of speed dating, as hers was the only number he received whose owner did not appear completely repulsed by his immediate declaration that any partner of his would always come second to esteemed pirate captain Monkey D. Luffy

Despite his lack of recent musical releases, Park Kyung is actually incredibly hard at work concerning a personal project of his own - tilling and sowing the land in order to grow root vegetables that look exactly like his fellow bandmates. For two months Block Beet has consisted of six members; cultivating a nose identical to Woo Jiho’s has proven quite the challenge

Due to high and certainly frequent demand, fresh off the OfficeMax printer and torn out of the hands from our massive team of scientists, the elusive pair of us are excited to present the official Block B Fast Food Similarities: Part 2 (McDicks edition)

Pyo Jihoon has a certificate which has been signed by all major world leaders proclaiming him as, legally on a global scale, the only person on the planet who is suitable for wearing leather skinny pants. It’s framed above his bed and covered in LisaFrank stickers. He considers it as his most valuable possession