Lickity Split

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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Does anyone know what this instrument is called? Its like a Marimba but it is very large and made out of huge stones. Listen to that tone! haha Love it!

It’s a type of Vietnamese lithophone (literally rock sound instrument) called a đàn đá. Some ethnomusicologists think that these are likely the oldest type of man made instrument.

this is some good rock music right here.

I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.

captioned-vines [Evil German accent] “So you think that you can dance. That’s wonderful. [threateningly] Destroy him.” [laughs]

the bloopers are the best thing!

He’s adorable

Ten years ago [December 31st, 2005] Troy and Gabriella met for the first time.

If you take anything away from this, let it be a better understanding of liability insurance.  I do a lot of these. So do other people.

Macro Photos of Snowflakes by Alexey Kljatov

Strong winter vibes. -Emily

Tito the Turtle’s Tragic Tale. I do a lot of these. So do other people.

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

@boyxx

Australian cover of Hello 😂 by The LAD Bible

OH MY FUCKING HOLY FUCKING WHAT FUCK WHAT AM I LISTENING TO FUCK

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE

This proves that anything can be an instrument. 

I wake up, go onto tumblr, and find the greatest things the internet can offer.

@diddlepants @zarkosis

Guess who cooked today. ME! That’s who. I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF!!! For some reason life doesn’t seem so intimidating now.

What… is a pizzadilla?

I basically make a quesadilla with mozzarella and pepperoni that you can dip in tomato sauce. The best name I could make was pizzadilla.

Awesome! So inventive lol. Have you ever made a bagel pizza? Basically toast a bagel, put sauce and toppings on, microwave. VOILA. Five star restaurant.

I’ve never had a bagel pizza except for the pre-packaged kind. Now I need to try to make one! They sound like a nice, light meal.

ok I will give you a secret… the gold… the drug… it’s called…

Pinterest

Ooh! My mom and sister use it all the time! I’ll have to look into it.

Brace yourself.

Guess who cooked today. ME! That’s who. I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF!!! For some reason life doesn’t seem so intimidating now.

What… is a pizzadilla?

I basically make a quesadilla with mozzarella and pepperoni that you can dip in tomato sauce. The best name I could make was pizzadilla.

Awesome! So inventive lol. Have you ever made a bagel pizza? Basically toast a bagel, put sauce and toppings on, microwave. VOILA. Five star restaurant.

I’ve never had a bagel pizza except for the pre-packaged kind. Now I need to try to make one! They sound like a nice, light meal.

ok I will give you a secret... the gold... the drug... it’s called...

Pinterest

Guess who cooked today. ME! That’s who. I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF!!! For some reason life doesn’t seem so intimidating now.

What… is a pizzadilla?

I basically make a quesadilla with mozzarella and pepperoni that you can dip in tomato sauce. The best name I could make was pizzadilla.

Awesome! So inventive lol. Have you ever made a bagel pizza? Basically toast a bagel, put sauce and toppings on, microwave. VOILA. Five star restaurant.

Guess who cooked today. ME! That’s who. I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF!!! For some reason life doesn’t seem so intimidating now.

What... is a pizzadilla?

Golden Retrievers helping bringing in the groceries 

They’re too good for this world

I want a family of golden retrievers

golden retrievers are better than some human beings this is a fact

@onlybadbitxhes

this is everything

I would buy groceries every day just so these pups can be happy I don’t care if it would empty my checking account

I never knew how much I needed this in my life until now

Omg