Snow leopards are the goofiest big cats ever. Like every picture I see of is the most chaotic thing ever. Also they are so jumpy. A thread

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."

brought some fruit for the potluck

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

OP, I showed my mom, a former betty crocker test kitchen chef, your brownies. She said that it looks like the batter was boiling in the oven, given the burnt edges and all the holes in it. She also said your recipe might need more flour. Do you have any pictures of the inside of it?

Oh! And check to make sure your broiler isnt on by accident!!!

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I am so grateful for comics like these because if people hadn’t started joking about it I would never have known why i was Like This

squint for me real quick

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

That's actually really impressive

Lean back and just barely open your eyes to look at the image, it's impressive.

environmental storytelling

NEW VERSION. :)

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

Official ominous signs