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Narcissism

@littlemissgataki / littlemissgataki.tumblr.com

narcissism: excessive interest in or admiration of oneself and one's physical appearance This is my tumblr, I'm currently working on making it interesting. I am a young MtF transexual currently dealing with University, Sexuality and Life in general. I am...
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mossflower

anyone want to see a fucking trainwreck of an ai article

it gets worse. this is just the intro

ah yes i love book three of the hunger games: catching fire, aka the second book of the hunger games. also a huge fan of the book mockingjay part one

IT INVENTED ALL OF THESE. THERE IS NO HUNGER GAMES COMIC ADAPTATION. THERE IS NO GREAT-GREAT-GRANDSON OF SHAKESPEARE CALLED THOMAS STANLEY. AND LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS AN ONLY CHILD!!!!!

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humanjeff

what even is the message here

common misconception, scientists are actually smooth in only one direction

There are scientists in One Direction?

I want you to know that I hit post, saw what I had written, and knew that someone would make this very joke, but I did not pussy out and hit edit. instead I embraced my fate with gladness

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

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froodette

You know what to do boys

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Bronze incense burner in the form of a peacock, Seljuk Empire, 12th-13th century

from The Brooklyn Museum of Art

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dykepuffs

I want it to skitter up to me on all its little legs because it's *so sure* that what I need to fix my problem is to be censed with myrrh, and then do a jump of surprise and let out a smoke ring when I wave it away.

I feel bad immediately and lure it back over with the combustible bay leaf off my dinner.

A gardener reports that I really should stop feeding them, because a flock of incense peacocks has burnt through a prized lavender bush and the smoke has sedated his beehives.

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wasabikitcat

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

This website is a prison amd stuff like these are the bars of my cell.

I appreciate that the previous owner got exiled too. Not only did the cat get banished, he got someone else outlawed with him, possibly for the first time in several hundred years.

A familiar so ravenous, the townsfolk enact medieval punishment upon you.

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