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I Wake Up Really Early

@kahlurban-blog / kahlurban-blog.tumblr.com

hello. I run when it's really cold outside. Multi-fandom asexual demiromantic person. I reblog fitness/ stuff I find funny. all you need to know about me is i have awkward hair and i like science.
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Entering his seventh year in the White House, President Barack Obama might be the most photographed human being on the planet.
But for every shot of a baby kissed or foreign dignitary greeted, there are probably 50 more photos that don’t land next to the headline of the day. And, unlike even a decade ago, those stray snaps — some funny, others poignant and a whole lot just plain weird — are available with a minimum amount of digging.

Is that Obama and a bunny looking at the Washington Monument please don’t let it be the bunny from Donny Darko

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the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very old

i feel very hungry like a certain caterpillar 

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sanctaury

OH MY GOD THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR RIGHT???

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teenlust

if you don’t know where this comes from you have no child hood

the fact that people all around the world know this part of my childhood just blew my mind. in germany it is called “die kleine raupe nimmersatt”

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Thinking about taking Sandy and Clem to a kids MLK event by myself. I want to put tape on their backs that says “Don’t see my mom? Please call 717.xxx.xxxx.”

Too tacky?

Nah. I work at a preschool and whenever we go on field trips every kid has their name and either mine or another teachers number on their shirt or arm if they get lost.

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I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes what are your faces 

["I NEED A HERO" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]

AND HE’S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE’S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE’S GOTTA BE Sam Wilson, specifically.

new favorite thing: Captain America throwing his dignity to the wind and curling up into a shrieking terrified ball of spangles

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raise-youup

proof that a gif set of a drag queen receiving acceptance from her father will spread through tumblr like wildfire.. 33,000+ notes later.

oh my gosh this made me tear up 

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Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.

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dannyschmidt

Backstage with Hal Lublin and Dylan Marron at the Welcome To Night Vale live taping last night in NYC.  Here, Hal shows Dylan how big the balcony audiences’ heads looked from the stage.

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c--well
Anonymous asked:

I SQUATTED 10KG TODAY (about 15lbs) I know it's only a small amount but I've been doing body weight squats for the last month until today when I finally felt strong enough to squat weights! I'm so excited and I can't wait to build it up and lift heavier and get stronger :):) just wanted to tell someone, I had to share my achievement :):)

(I got your message correcting your weight conversion!!) I AM SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!! YOU ARE KILLING IT AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW FAR YOURE GOING TO GO!!

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rumor has it if you say Thomas Sanders 3 times in a row, thatsthat24 will appear on your post…

Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sanders

THOMAS SANDERS!!!

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thatsthat24

Ok, seriously? I was right in the middle of showering. You guys have got to use this power sparingly.

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