i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

the front paws. i love that

its just very good

peep

we call this ‘pupside down’

friend: you can’t keep choosing girls to be attracted to based on how big and scary they are

me: sure, agreed.

Obsidian: 

me: 

Walking through life like ayyeeee why did I come into this room again????

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

She has a point

if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

This Artist Experiences Sound As Colors And Paints What Music Looks Like

Melissa McCracken, a painter with synesthesia, explains what it’s like to see your favorite songs. [x]

“Karma Police” — Radiohead

“Little Wing” — Jimi Hendrix

“Gravity” — John Mayer 

“Imagine” — John Lennon

“Joy in Repetition” — Prince

“Since I’ve Been Loving You” — Led Zeppelin

“Life On Mars?” — David Bowie

“Tonight, Tonight” — The Smashing Pumpkins

i migght be overly caffeinated but i cried looking at these

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson

Being multishiper is something like this

I’m the kind of person that will restart a song because i got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

L and Light's issues be like

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

any video game ever: [has anybody in the cast that is Not human] you fuicking hooligans: can i fuck tha,t

listen, we just so done with humanity. we tryin to move on, ok

out of all of the comments on this post, this one is the only one i come close to understanding and agreeing with

“Inappropriate student-teacher relationship” doesn’t always mean something sexual. My high school art teacher’s drug dealer was one of her own students, and you better believe he got straight As in that class - like, what are you going to do, give your weed man a B- because he doesn’t understand pointilism?

My favourite thing about this post is people getting offended that the sixteen-year-old drug dealer doesn’t understand pointilism.

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.