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:) I have way too much time on my hands.

@justwantstohelp / justwantstohelp.tumblr.com

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I shot the albatross and the mome raths outgrabe.
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dovahguiin

Hbomberguy should make a video about me. Like my personal life. Just call me out on all my bullshit. Tell me everything I’m doing wrong in life. Tell me what shit I need to get together. That would fix me I think.

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velvetys

So many times the mean girl in movies would put on a fun performance with singing and dancing and lights just to lose to the boring main character who just stood there and sang a slow song it’s twisted it’s sick

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i love humans as the non-default (rarer) species. imagine a centaur staring in absolute “what the fuck?” horror as a human climbs a good-sized tree.

mermaid: oh look, a quadrapus. they’re really freaky, never seen one this close.

merman: what’s wrong with its back half? its like that time a seal got torn from tail to-

quadrapus: [climbs right out of the fucking water, and then just ambles along on two feet, vertically, like some kind of nightmare crab-with-skin]

mermaid:

merman, with much horror: oh

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i love the feeling when someone asks me about one of my hyperfixations and it summons all my thoughts at once like my brain is a discord server that just got hit with an @everyone

someone: so tell me about this thing you like

my brain:

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When there’s 2 balloons, a cherry blossom petal, a villager wants to talk to me, a bug is nearby, and I still need Blathers to assess my fossils:

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