the 'can't wait to drink champagne while we watch 2k16 die on december 31st' squad
capricorn, aquarius, pisces, aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius.
capricorn, aquarius, pisces, aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius.
REBLOG WITH YOUR SUN SIGN AND ALIGNMENT!!
Libra, True Neutral (go figure)
virgo, neutral good
scorpio, chaotic neutral
scorpio, chaotic evil
taurus, lawful good
Scorpio, chaotic neutral
libra, true neutral
Gemini, neutral good
Libra, Lawful Good
u would get lawful good you borin bitch
libra chaotic neutral
Libra true neutral
Pisces, Chaotic Good
Virgo, lawful neutral
Scorpio lawful good
Auditor IRL 😊
Aquarius, Lawful Neutral
gemini, chaotic good
Virgo, chaotic good
Leo, chaotic good
ARIES 1. show excitement and enthusiasm for their interest, hobbies, ideas, and most importantly for them 2. let them think everything is their idea 3. change up your routine as much as possible to keep things feeling new and fresh
TAURUS 1. pamper them with massages and plenty of physical affection 2. make them feel safe, secure, and comfortable 3. allow them to maintain a level of independence within the relationship - don’t ever make them feel trapped!
GEMINI 1. keep the lines of communication flowing at all times 2. find a way to keep things light and playful in the relationship, even during tough times 3. love their friends and support their active social life
CANCER 1. spend as much quality time with them as possible; they should be your, if possible, top priority! 2. master the art of snuggling 3. do your best to understand and accept the ebb and flow of their moods
LEO 1. shower them with love, affection, and praise on a daily basis 2. support and encourage their passions and creative ideas 3. let them take lead whenever possible
VIRGO 1. be honest and open with them - don’t try to hide anything 2. keep your house as clean as humanly possible 3. help them talk things out whenever they get worried and/or anxious
LIBRA 1. pamper them and, in turn, let them pamper you 2. be generous with compliments and praise 3. don’t rock the boat too much - learn how to keep things peaceful and harmonious
SCORPIO 1. share emotional, physical, and spiritual intimacy 2. commit to them and ensure they know how deeply committed you are 3. be passionate about everything in life, especially the relationship
SAGITTARIUS 1. engage in intellectual conversations and listen intently to their ideas 2. give them freedom to live life on their terms 3. support their adventurous spirit - and join in as much as you can!
CAPRICORN 1. find ways to continually show your dedication to them and the relationship 2. deal with reality - don’t focus too much on “what ifs” 3. use your intelligence and humor to keep them engaged - and laughing
AQUARIUS 1. don’t be intimidated by or jealous of their active social life - learn how to be a part of it! 2. give them freedom to do what they want and think for themselves 3. be aware of your value system and always act accordingly
PISCES 1. keep things romantic and sensual - don’t ever lose the “magic” of your connection 2. support and validate them when they feel insecure 3. appreciate their go-with-the-flow attitude and don’t question their intuitive decisions
Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces (via powerfulviolet24)
aries: can i honestly just kill him tomorrow yeah ill do that wait hm taurus: ughhhh, freaking homework and stresssss gemini: lalallala, im not even tired literally fuck this cancer: i have to go to school tomorrow for that big test.. omg fucking SLEEp leo: *laughs at own jokes* virgo: i hate her so much what a fucking bitch fuck libra: shes so beautiful goddammit stop smiling sleep cmonnn scorpio: whY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME sagittarius: how will i explain this tomorrow capricorn: *plans out future goals* aquarius: *creates theories about dark matter* pisces: i hope shes okay..
aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
taurus: is this indigestion
gemini: what the fuck? no
cancer: not again
leo: oh lord
virgo: no thanks
libra: FUCK
scorpio: lol is this a joke
sagittarius: why me
capricorn: i did not sign up for this
aquarius: *denies it*
pisces: goodbye everyone, i’ll remember you all in therapy
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
if u ever called me pretty I lov you. ur pretty too
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
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OMG IM A LEO SUN/ SCORPIO MOON TOO!!! but i have capri rising.
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Aries
Leave them alone. Honestly, just… leave them alone for a while. While not always the case, these folks prefer to calm down first. Aries lunarians tend to react on impulse easily and they’re easily overwhelmed by their emotions so they need to sort that out for themselves in a way. This doesn’t mean you have to (but also might have to) physically leave them alone. Just don’t mention their troubles more than necessary; they might overreact. Let them initiate things on their own.
Taurus
Just be there; be the rock they failed to be themselves this time. You don’t need to do anything spectacular, just hug them. Mentally be there for them, but physically as well. They might want to talk about it, if so just listen to them vent, but for the moment, don’t try to solve anything. The bull prefers to solve their problems themselves, even though they may appreciate a good piece of advice. Hug them. Make them feel save in your arms. Feel them. Make it obvious you care.
Gemini
Gemini moons tend to shut down when they’re at a low point, but that surely doesn’t mean they should. Let them communicate their problems. Let them pour their heart out; be interested in their concerns and emotions. However, no matter what they’re saying, what they’re feeling, make sure to see them for who they are. Their emotions are quick to change, the person or situation they’re upset because isn’t what’s (the most) important. It’s them. Their current feelings. Their position. Also, make them laugh a bit. Don’t make it rude, don’t make fun of them. But try to make them crack a smile. They’ll appreciate it.
Cancer
Don’t ignore what they’re going through, obviously, but don’t remind them of it even more. They’re already feeling it with every fiber of their body. Instead, gently distract them. Do things together you know they like. If they’re into baking, bake with them. If they love a particular show, watch it with them and cuddle a bit. Don’t expose them to the hectic reality of day-to-day life. Comfort them by helping them distress. Be like a mother comforting its child.
Leo
Fuel their ego. It might sound shallow, it might be, but Leos need it. Remind them of their glow, tell them why and what you love about them. Don’t just throw compliments at them in hope that they’ll feel better. Make it genuine. Listen to them, be there, and then distract them a bit, but stay close. Maybe hold their hand, or play with their hair. If you know they like it, take them to the outdoors, let them breathe some fresh air and go on a small adventure, just the two of you. Show them the love the world holds for them.
Virgo
Keep them distracted. Pamper them a bit, focusing on the details of why you love them. If they can’t do things they normally can, like grocery shopping or the like, do that for them, but don’t try to solve their overall problem. Don’t tell them to “calm down” or “stop worrying so much”. They WILL worry and they WILL feel anxious, so just listen to their rants, humour them a bit, listen some more. Keep them busy. Observing Virgo will notice that you were there for them, even if you didn’t (manage to) do anything in the end.
Libra
Stay focused on them. Don’t compare your problems to theirs, they’re so often so occupied with everyone else’s problems, give them something back. Libra lunarians tend to be indecisive so lightly push them into making a choice (by themselves of course). Give them your love, let them feel it. Give them a hug. Kiss their forehead or their head. Rub their back. Hold them close, make them be able to lose themselves in your arms.
Scorpio
Hug them. Put your arms around them, tightly, as if you’re trying to hold them from falling apart. Let them feel whatever they’re feeling but don’t let them alone with it. Agree with them, as long as you’re not completely faking it; they’d sense it. Make sure they don’t feel judged, that you’re still thinking as highly of them as before. Please don’t let them regret finally opening up to someone. Please give yourself to them as long as they need you to be there for them.
Sagittarius
Help them escape their bad feelings. Stand by their side. The archer doesn’t need someone to solve their problems for them, while they try to avoid them they still know how to handle them themselves in the end, and that goes for the moon in Sagittarius person as well. Distract them with what matches them. Visit a quiet café with an introvert and talk about whatever comes to mind, whatever makes them forget their low point. Go to a wild concert or the amusement park with an extrovert and let them laugh all the sorrow away. Don’t let their optimism fade away.
Capricorn
These guys like to not make it obvious when they’re down, they may even try to shrug it off. But if you want to comfort them, try to not push them into anything. Listen to their thoughts and nod your head, no need for big words with this sign (although some uplifting words are never a bad thing). Don’t smother them with physical affection, blankets and food, you’d suffocate them. If you view it as appropriate, try to distract them. Otherwise just let them free some of their thoughts.
Aquarius
Aquarius moon often wants to be alone in low moments as well and are a bit harder to comfort, but they usually already appreciate it when you believe in them. If you really want to make them feel better though, be positive. They want to talk. Aquarius loathes feeling bad. Don’t just say cliché things like ‘don’t worry, all will be well’. Make them laugh. Remind them of good times. Push them in the right direction; make them look ahead, make them not give up.
Pisces
While Pisces lunarians usually differ a lot when it comes to how they want to be comforted when at a low point, they are all big on the ‘acknowledge my feelings’ one. While this is the case for pretty much everyone, moon in Pisces wants you to be present when there for them. Actually, these folks do a lot better with being able to feel that you care and are silently supporting them than seeing you doing grand things but not meaning it.
Note: Always remember to take your other placements into consideration. Nothing stands and works all on its own.
Aries, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
Thrown a fist full of glitter in the air:
Pisces // Aries
Looked fear in the face and said I just don’t care:
Capricorn // Sagittarius
Invited a stranger to come inside:
Gemini // Libra
Wished for an endless night, lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight:
Aquarius // Taurus
Hated yourself for staring at the phone, your whole life waiting on the ring to prove, you’re not alone:
Cancer // Virgo
Held your breath, and asked yourself “will it ever get better than tonight”:
Leo // Scorpio