me walking into a room

On twitter.... if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can't look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that's too funny, you risk temporary suspension

Antonio, 24

“I am wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.”

May 18, 2017 ∙ East Village

Package illustration for Guilty Gear 2 -Overture- for the Xbox 360.  Scan and caption from the Guilty Gear 2 -Overture- Material Collection.

government order: have a good day =)

this is my noise track

wow i should do this again

Millions of Men across america are currently explaining that Kanye is on their Wrapped because he didn’t say that shit until October and they didn’t have any time to push him out of their top 5

he was mean to tay tay 13 years ago. no excuses

i’m mean to taylor swift too! i hope her private jet explodes

- Vice after beating Billy Kane, The King of Fighters XIII (SNK-Playmore)

when you open task maanager and the cpue is at like 89 percent and then it shoots down to a single digit its like. what the fuck are you hiding. what are you doing whuile my back is turned

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

like you guys have no idea. i need to thank her for her service

x ray vision of a guy wearing jeans and his underwear is around his knees