"The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here."

(inspired by an incredible tiktok i saw yesterday, username cosm1cegg)

New signs are put up at the cemetery the day after Cazador's death

Astarion, Dark Urge BG3 comic

Yay, I did it - Happy Halloween!🎃 I hope you enjoyed my little dark edgy story! If they decide to sacrifice everyone, but stay together, I always imagined them to be the perfect worst corrupted couple, yet equal, manipulating in turns when the other one is not looking haha

Not quite sure of Gale is a bit too much of a hypocrite in this one but I like to put wise words into his mouth lol Also I had to put Karlach in this one because I wanted the whole group to be there >:(

he did not have to serve cunt like that...

okay but what if we had cowboys but the cowboys were VAMPIRES

image 1 artist: Oliver Odmark

image 2 and 3 artist: Betty Jiang

Morning Fog, 1909 - oil on canvas. ― Józef Rapacki (Polish, 1871-1929)

a homie sent me this and I zazzed it up

giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main

Araj Oblodra: I’ve dreamt of being bitten by a vampire since I was a young girl.

Astarion:

me @ astarion: go pick this lock

astarion: easyyyyyy *twirls hair and rolls a 2*

I am deeply appreciative of how much of a loser they made Astarion. Like he's sexy sure but the man doesn't have a single W to his name. He's been stuck in tunnels eating rats for years and his first time out and about he gets literally brainwormed and has to pull some Wil E. Coyote shit to team up with people. His whole menacing blood drinking schtick is immediately undercut by him being a massive virgin about the whole ordeal. In his centuries long flop era and trying so desperately to cover it up

my character: *doing literally anything*

astarion in the background:

never leaving this website. thankyou

finished my pixelart of him. well i hit my limit really. learned a lot doing it however

moving on to drawing my next picture of him because he is my darling boy. my sweet cheese

I know Astarion is technically a chaotic goose but imagine if he was a cat. He would be that cat.

(I apologize to my OPM followers but I'm drooling over another fictional man right now, I'll be back with OPM content very soon)