no offense but if they did this i would become a terrorist

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”

“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”

“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”

If u want a 2 shot dirty chai, get a lattle add chai instead.

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El Roomba lowcost

Screaming

Imagine walking into someone’s home and seeing that skittering around the floor

@bladeknight

HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE 2004, dir. Miyazaki Hayao

they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensored 

NSFW obviously but here it is 

what the fuck

— Russell T Davies, Doctor Who: The Shooting Scripts (via timelordsandladies)

It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.

It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.

hedwig is just a furby on a string

The longer I look at this the better it gets!!!!

Oh look, Voldemort finally got himself some shoes…

Harry! Is in Cher’s outfit! From Clueless!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

25 Movie Details You Definitely Missed

In Osmosis Jones (2001) a statue of a sperm cell can be seen that is labeled Our Founder.

In Pulp Fiction Vincent Vega is constantly on the toilet. One of the side effects of heroin abuse is constipation.

For Interstellar, Christopher Nolan planted 500 acres of corn just for the film because he did not want to CGI the farm in. After filming, he turned it around and sold the corn and made back profit for the budget.

In The Movie ”Unthinkable” You See A Guy Try To Defuse A Nuclear Bomb With Excel.

In The Lost World: Jurassic Park, the ship that brings the T-Rex to San Diego is called the S.S Venture, which is a reference to King Kong, in which a ship called the S.S Venture brought King Kong to New York.

If you watch the film with headphones or properly placed surround sound speakers, every time we see Baby in Baby Driver (2017) wearing only one of his headphones, you’ll hear the song he is listening to through that ear only.

In Team America: World Police, the Paris ‘set’ has a floor made of Croissants.

They couldn’t hide the camera in the doorknob’s reflection of this scene of The Matrix, so they put a coat over it and a half tie to match with Morpheus’.

This Wolverine Easter egg in the opening credits border of The Greatest Showman.

In Saving Private Ryan, a medic gets hit in the canteen. Water first starts to pour out then blood.

In The Truman Show, the travel agent kept Truman waiting because she has never needed to show up for work before. Also she is still wearing her makeup bib since it was a rush job.

In Die Hard (1988), Alan Rickman’s Petrified Expression While Falling Was Completely Genuine. The Stunt Team Instructed Him That They Would Drop Him On The Count Of 3 But Instead Dropped Him At 1.

In ‘The Avengers’, there is a small screen showing the heat signature in the room where Loki is being held which shows that he has a cold body temperature because he is a frost giant.

In The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, The White Witch’s crown melts as her power dwindles.

Farquaad kills Mama bear to use as a rug in Shrek. 

In The Avengers, Hawkeyes states that “They can’t bank worth a damn, find a right corner.” Jarvis proceeds to plot a route around a corner for Tony.

In the Last Jedi, the door for Luke’s shack is made out of a panel from his X-wing.

In The Shawshank Redemption (1994), the DA who arrests the sadistic Captain Hadley can be seen reading the Miranda rights off of a card. The scene is set in 1966, the same year that Miranda v. Arizona court case made the act mandatory when arresting a suspect.       

The skeletons from the pool scene in Poltergeist were real, as they were cheaper than rubber skeletons at the time.

In Back to the Future, when Marty travels to the past and runs over one of the trees, the name of the mall changes. 

In “The Fifth Element,” Manhattan, the Statue of Liberty, and the Brooklyn Bridge appear to tower above the landscape because the sea levels have dropped significantly, with the city expanding onto the new land.

In the Matrix, Morpheus asks Cypher for his phone, Cypher hesitates pulling his hand out of his pocket because earlier he dumped his phone so they could be tracked. Fortunately, Trinity immediately gives her phone to Morpheus.

In Django Unchained, A Man Asks Django What Is His Name Is And How It Is Spelled. “The D Is Silent”, The Man Responds “I Know”. This Man Is Franco Nero, The Original Django From The Original 1966 Film.

In Monster’s Inc (2001) Mike has 3 sticky note reminders to file his paperwork in his locker, which he later forgets to do, driving the plot of the movie.

In lord of the rings you can see that gandalf carries his pipe in his staff.

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This place never ceases to amaze me, even with just a two day visit.

Yosemite National Park, CA. August 2015. (Instagram)

Airports are fucking weird. Like I’m dressed like it’s ‘95 drinking wine and there’s a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like they’re going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.

Update. I’m hammered.

Second update: I’m sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.

Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am

Important information: I’m fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???

Have you checked if you’re alive?

Buddy I haven’t cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.

So you’re saying there’s a chance you’re tumblring your ‘airport’ adventures from the afterlife? 

im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet

This entire thread is a big ass mood

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

WAIT WHAT

gay culture is avoiding eye contact with the salvation army ringers