hahha ha ha ha i fnished this iwa x hinata x oikawa ;;;;;; 

bye

bananas are a good source of potassium but this is not very apeeling to me ;;;

this is the sassiest reply in the history of mankind

“You can’t just slam the SNK opening on everything.”

IM LAUGHING SO AHRD

http://reverseracist.tumblr.com/paypals donate to my paypal please!

​I haven’t bought groceries since the beginning of the semester. it’s almost the middle of October! please donate if u can!

National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck

night at the museum + text posts (part two here)

The Tragic School Bus (photos via dontori)

In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?

it’s junior jumble all over again

fight me

Break stuff from work COUNT THIS AS INKTOBER NUMBER ??? CAN YOU TELL WHAT WAS ON MY MIND?? i also had an amazing epiphany thanks to another drawing i saw: undyne with her hair down 😍

@windienine

Muslims: please be safe and take precaution at your mosques this weekend - October 9th & 10th of 2015

There are supposed to be anti-muslim rallies this weekend, October 9th and 10th of 2015 in opposition to the Justice or Else! event on October 10th in Washington D.C. An anti-muslim organization is planning to rally in front of mosques and it doesn’t seem to matter if the mosques are a part of the Nation of Islam or not.

Global Rally For Humanity Anti-Muslim Rally locations:

You don’t have to agree with the Nation, just take precaution, please.

@onlyblackgirl @dynastylnoire @black–lamb

I hope y’all don’t mind me tagging you. I just want folks to get the information so they can be prepared.

Not at all. Be careful yall

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

You see this. You see this and you probably think “wow that’s a beat up team, he probably just got through a really difficult fight, maybe a gym leader or something” or something to that effect.

But that’s not what happened.

This was not the result of some epic Pokemon battle for the history books.

This was the result of A SINGLE FUCKING LEVEL 35 CLEFAIRY.

Let me tell you all a story.

The fight began like any other. I was making my way up Celestial Tower when I encountered a trainer, a Pokefan no less. When he sent out his only Pokemon, a level 35 Clefairy, I laughed at the thought of easily crushing this trainer. Sending out my Krokorok, Gordan, I started the battle.

I first used Crunch. Taking out a good 2/3 of the Clefairy’s health, I thought for sure that the fight would soon be over.

I was wrong.

Crunch seemed like a good move at first, but it set off a chain of events that could not be stopped.

Due to the Clefairy’s Cute Charm, Gordan fell in love with it. Not only this, but the Clefairy’s first move was none other than Minimize. On the next term, despite these circumstance, I figured I’d just try to get a quick Crunch in and finish the job done.

Gordan, however, was paralyzed by love. The Clefairy proceeded to use Metronome, which ended up being Ingrain. The Clefairy then began to restore some of its health thanks to this.

Not wanting to take any more chances, I switched to my trusty Arcanine, Admiral. Admiral had never failed me before, always being there in the nick of time to save the day in a blaze of glory.

On the turn used to switch Pokemon, the Clefairy had used Minimize once again.

Attempting to finish the enemy off quickly, I had Admiral use Flamethrower. This, however, missed. The Clefairy used Minimize.

And this continued. Admiral just could not seem to hit the enemy, and each time the enemy kept getting harder to hit, while all the time also slowly regaining what damage I had managed to do.

After capping out evasiveness, the Clefairy proceeded to begin using Cosmic Power to get its Defense/Special Defense. As Admiral struggled to defeat this enemy, the enemy just kept getting stronger and healthier.

Soon the Clefairy’s Defense/Special Defense were capped. It was then that it unleashed Stored Power, a move powered up through the user raising its stats. With the Clefairy having raised its defensive stats so much, this attack ended up one shotting Admiral.

It then proceeded to one shot Jacque the Axew, Baabaalaza the Ampharos, and Frank the Dewott, all trying in vain to do some damage.

Eventually, it was back to just Gordan left. Gordan, being a dark type, was not affected by Stored Power, a Psychic move.

Here was where the real fun began.

Not being able to actually hit Gordan, the Clefairy continued to attempt to use Stored Power until it ran out of PP. It then moved on to Metronome, which failed to do any real damage before this, too, ran out of PP.

As this was happening, Gordan was trying desperately to actually hurt the enemy. Using a Dire Hit and single X Accuracy/Attack that I had on me and spamming any attack he had, he struggled and struggled to hurt it. But between Gordan falling in love with it again due to Cute Charm when a Crunch somehow managing to land and it using Minimize so much, Gordan simply could not do enough damage to outweigh the effect of Ingrain.

And so came at least five minutes of just Gordan attempting to attack and being immobilized by love, missing, or doing too little damage, as the Clefairy continued to use Minimize and Cosmic Power that no longer actually had any effect.

Eventually, blessedly, the Clefairy ran out of moves, and begin to hurt itself with Struggle. Slowly but steadily the Clefairy begins to die, with the Struggle damage being more than Ingrain could heal.

After some time, the Clefairy was a single Struggle away from fainting. With much pleasure, I told Gordan to just use some random attack, and I waited for the Clefairy to faint.

THE MOTHERFUCKER USED A GOD DAMN HYPER POTION AND BROUGHT IT BACK TO FULL FUCKING HEALTH.

Gordan stared open mouthed at the enemy as I just silently stared at the scene for a full minute. The level of rage I was experiencing had never been felt since people in second grade used to make fun of me and call me a girl.

Then, however, I kind of just spent a bit more time just letting the Clefairy use Struggle again.

And finally, blessedly, the Clefairy ended up causing its own end due to Struggle. Seeing that tiny sliver of HP on it tick away and hearing its death cries made me happier than I’ve ever been since eighth grade when I punched this one really annoying guy in the face.

Gordan stood triumphantly over the corpse of its enemy, awash in his great victory as he proceeded to gain a level from the exp earned.

Together, we spat in the Clefairy owner’s face, and then slowly turned away and walked toward the Pokemon Center. We must have been TM87 (or 34 for you old schoolers) then, because we were SWAGGERING.

…

The moral of the story is, make sure to save more than once every three hours so you can just restart the game when things like this happen so you don’t waste 20+ minutes of your life just to defeat a fucking Clefairy

this is a great story with a great moral

But then you wouldn’t have had the LEGEND

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no Basis for a system of government

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because a watery tart threw a sword at you

Oh but if I went round sayin I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away