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imagine someone trying to do that
“so how’d he die”
“motherfucker ate 10 million bananas at once. we tried to stop him.”
bananas georg
Bananas are hot.
I think we already knew that…
On my toast this morning I had a very ripe banana and crunchy peanut butter.
Should I call my doctor, or just stop using the microwave for a few days?
….I dunno about you guys, but I’m imagining taking him by surprise but running into his arms and hugging him while his hands are up in the air.
Sounds fun!
Also, bring Peter to the Doctor Who Prom. I’m sure he could orchestrate(?) the musicians!
Ahh - one of my favourite Midsommer Murders. The organists punch up in the pub scene still makes me laugh even though I don't think it was meant to be funny.
The "where's Laurence?" Question that was never truly answered (I mean did she get a new patio or what?).
The first time I saw a Capaldi hoodie.
The truly eye watering acting, from a lot of cast members ...
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: what Malcolm doesn’t know about quantum monkey physics isn’t worth knowing.
Choose wisely!
Off to Camelot…
the tardis. Because it’ll bring me anywhere!
When I was a kid (which was a LONG time ago), I was convinced that my grandmother’s wardrobe was the way to Narnia. Cute huh?
Well it was, until the door closed shut on me and I was stuck in there for four hours with 20 moth balls for company.
And guess what … Turns out it WASN’T the secret portal to Narnia at all. AND I now have a mortal dread of moth balls. 😂
(think twice before Googling "moth balls" - I'm just putting that warning out there)
If you want to know how to get away with murder: watch dutch tv.
I'm thinking that this comment works on a couple of levels! 🤔
Love this woman.
Dinosaurs will forever be in fashion. Jurassic Park made them ultra cool back in the early 90s and today they’re just as awesome. Plus, they have a great many uses…
Turn Them Into Drawer Handles
A little spray paint and a spot of DIY and you’ve got yourself one epic desk. [Photo: Apartment Therapy]
Add Them To Your Terrarium
Who said plants were boring? [Photo: Yellow Brick Home]
Fashion Them Into A Coat Rack
This is one upcycling idea guaranteed to jazz up your dingy hallway. [Photo: Etsy]
Make Them Magnets
Never has a fridge looked so terrifyingly brilliant. [Photo: Yellow Brick Home]
Go For A Garland
Who needs fabric bunting when you can make this gender neutral garland? [Photo: DIY Candy]
Stick Them To A Mirror
If you’re up for something a bit quirky, we love this fun idea. [Photo: Etsy]
Use Them As Planters
Let’s be honest, these look WAY more exciting than regular plant pots. [Photo: Off Beat Home]
Turn A Diplodocus Into A Loo Roll Holder
This is one way to jazz up your bathroom. [Photo: The Chic Site]
Give Them An Ornamental Status
A little lick of paint and you’ve got yourself some brilliant shelf liners. [Photo: Etsy]
DIY Yourself A Dinosaur Necklace
A brilliant gift idea, if we do say so ourselves. [Photo: Made From Pinterest]
Turn Them Into Cup Handles
Definitely a different look for your kitchen. [Photo: White Lights On Wednesday]
Cram Them Into A Transparent Box
That’s one way to decorate your lounge. [Photo: eBay]
Make Yourself Some Great Place Holders
Ideal for weddings. [Photo: Pinterest]
Use One As A Ringholder
We reckon this fella would look lovely on your dressing table. [Photo: Safari]
Make This Badass Toothbrush Holder
All you need to do is drill a hole through the middle of the toy. [Photo: Pinterest]
Get All Arty And Make This Wall Hanging
Whoever said dinosaurs can’t look artistic? [Photo: Etsy]
Make Yourself These Epic Napkin Rings
Makes napkins WAY more modern. [Photo: Hannah Kate Flora]
DIY Yourself A Dino Serving Dish
We could see this becoming the new cake stand. [Photo: Three Little Monkeys Studio]
Create Some Excellent Jar Toppers
Suddenly jam jars are everything. [Photo: Pinterest]
Frozen Fountains via ckylptyrasculpture
Very neat pictures. Almost spooky.
Cherry Blossoms Around the World
It’s a sign that spring has arrived as cherry trees burst into flower around the world. Here are some of the most beautiful, including a selection submitted by the readers of The Guardian via GuardianWitness.
Images and text via
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tagged by: @capaldaze she even forced me to respond to this on twitter smdh at her
one insecurity: my stomach sigh. i ahve reconilced my face and everything else expect me stupid stomach ffs tasha get ur shit together two fears: death. and illness. hospitals freak me out too so three turn-ons: when someone returns my sarcasm, confidence and also hands yes yes one of my kinks is hands shame me not thanks four life goals: finish uni, run my own communications firm, see beyonce live and become the director for communications at the white house one day five things I like: onion rings, netflix, vanilla vodka, art galleries and also soda water six weaknesses: AU fics, tattoos, cATS!, a clean room/workspace, stationary and halsey seven things I love: minimalism, being able to sleep for as long as I like, binging on netflix, halsey’s high note in ‘colors’, cold weather, tattoos and cats
tagging: whoever wants to do this tbh? i’d love to see ur guys answers (:
everyone likes cATS!!!!!! Bless 😊
And who, if they were being truthful, doesn't like the idea of a flea workspace and lovely new stationary?
RICCARDO MONCALVO Wine cellar c. 1950
So sadly Peter Capaldi was not nominated by BAFTA this year for his amazing performance in Doctor Who Series 9.
I really am disappointed. It utterly astounds me that he was overlooked.
But you know what? He’s our winner. That’s right. Peter Capaldi gained himself an entire legion of fans when he stepped into the role of the Doctor. He had a loyal dedicated fan base from TTOI and some even before too. But Who introduced me and many others to a wonderful talented and generous man.
Peter has shown himself to be the most incredible and astonishing actor and you only need watch Heaven Sent to know what I mean. Hell right from Deep Breath you can see it. As he stepped into the role of the Twelfth Doctor and made it his own, he blew us all away. He gave and continues to give us the most magical performances. We are so lucky to watch this man in action! What a gift!
Peter gives himself in so many other ways too. His time for fans and his dedication to ensure people get selfies, autographs etc is nothing short of remarkable. He is the most gracious, kindest and humble man I’ve ever had the privilege of meeting. His charm, wit and kindness speaks of a man who carries such grace and class. Thank you Peter.
So while You may not have been nominated for a BAFTA Peter, know this: We love you! We think you’re amazing. And appreciate all that you do for us.
You’re our winner Peter.
My last text says “Aw, thanks!”, which sounds fine to me.
“Be right down.” Uh-oh.
Ok come to pile of bikes and I’ll find you
“I stole some of your pink duct tape to make mom a poster to put up at work”
“I promised mom I would make her chocolate chip cookies Tuesday.” which just sounds ominous as fuck.
“I finally made it home” omg
“This is hell.”
“Your loss”
“Cats”
“I have no idea. Just guessing”
“it’s still great!”
*tosses gourds around*
“idk”
Done
“EI OLLUT VITTU IPHONE”
I’m feeling slightly better, see you on Wednesday!
^–omg that’s tragic
Mine would be: “okay!”
Yup! Might need to burn it.
Omg yay!
“NO POOP”
“You still alive? Making any last minute changes?”
Cool. I’m just paranoid. I actually assumed that.
It’s going to be 53 degrees in grove city on Saturday
In the lot
I didn’t realize Bev was in the dark
“Aight”
…I’m so accepting of my fatal doom like okay
“i couldn’t let go of my phone so i did the entire 15 seconds”
15 seconds of what people will never know.
I guess you could say it’s a secret I will.. TAKE TO MY GRAVE AHAHAHAHA
“Matthew, I love you, too, you goofy Scottish loon!”
Erm…the boyfriend would get a mention, at least!
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