what’s tonight’s mood

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

me, as a relationship counselor: have u tried using the 😘emoji?

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal

“Onward, noble steed!” (via catherine_h0)

FUCK EJEKEKEKEKSK

did i talk shit? absolutely.

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.