Skeleton Boy

Wanna look buff but also like I’d never say no to food 🍱

I am not immune to a hard dick in some grey sweatpants

“Let’s ditch these losers so I can pound that ass at home” type of boyfriend

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum

Boyfriends are wild bc they’re like this built in cuddle unit that you can kiss and hug and share music with and they just!! Like you!! And support you and enjoy being around you.

But you can also bend them over the nearest surface and make their legs quiver!

It’s pretty sick!

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

there’s no heterosexual explanation for making Derek’s son a mini stiles. and I’m not even gonna get started on the implications of the jeep

Arches National Park in Moab, Utah

cum come watch a scary show with me 😫

being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

My favourite kind of poll is ones where OP clearly made a VERY incorrect assumption

STRANGE WAY OF LIFE 2023 | dir. Pedro Almodóvar