current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE  

me: *watches a show called How to Get Away With Murder*

me: man there’s so much murder on this show

me: sees a tall white boy me @ myself: youre better than this

Rose arbor, Kew Gardens, London

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

concept: me, well-rested, getting up just after sunrise before work. the sky is that golden pink, I am sleepy but content. I pour myself a cup of coffee and read the newspaper. I like my job and it pays the bills.

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready.