this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

i think i've used up all my luck by meeting you

better days are coming

love a person who takes care of you when you’re too tired to take care of yourself

This can’t be topped

you fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laughter and the way their smile forms.

so sick of existing like this i just want to be a cute cat with hairpins

"don't speak ill of the dead" don't be a piece of shit before you die.

once again, dont speak ill of the dead is for your uncle who had an alcohol problem, not the politician who upheld the oppression of millions of people 

As a child of an abusive alcoholic parent who has passed “don’t speak ill of the dead” can be used to stifle healing of those who have been through serious trauma. I stand with the first poster’s stance of “don’t be a pos before you die.”

🐌☕️ ☕️🐛

they’re on a coffee date

hope everyone’s titties are out on this good thursday

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

Extra buttons in the controller

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

me, at 3 am, in the middle of yet another personal crisis: i need to learn 2 instruments, 1 craft and 5 languages. immediately.

the “am I a person?” meme except it says “am I a person? or am I just a bunch of john mulaney jokes glued together?”