my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse

I hate loud ass cars like control that beast

"This is the only poem I can read. I am the only one who can write it. I didn’t kill myself when things went wrong. I learned to write. I learned to write what might be read on nights like this by one like me."

— Leonard Cohen

Millions of Men across america are currently explaining that Kanye is on their Wrapped because he didn’t say that shit until October and they didn’t have any time to push him out of their top 5

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

ohhhh my god

i'll be honest I don't think my frontal lobe will develop by age 25

shamed:(

My third eye is for looking at the subtitles

people in their 20s are always reblogging posts about being in their 20s

“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.

girls after withstanding a lifetime of perpetual trauma

girls after they break their favorite mug that costs 69¢

Sleazenation July 2001

dudes who are atheists but believe in the like “the earth is a simulation 0_0” theory are so fucking funny like they do believe in god but only if he’s some sweaty programmer