Flying Monkeys and Their Possesions

People with messy cars full of garbage are actually pretty good people because they don’t throw their garbage out the window

This is hilarious

(via I love the internet : memes)

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats

Wow.  At first I was like, “Wait a minute, how they gonna nap underwater?  Don’t they need to BREATHE?”  So I looked it up and “A resting or sleeping turtle can remain underwater for 4-7 hours.”  Holy cow!

If I fits I sits

Hot chocolate is the opposite if Vanilla Ice.

etsy

Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy.

christi found bald :/

the drama continues

suburban white moms are really the pinnacle of passive-aggresiveness 

Hugs and kisses, Helen

by See Bang Now

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me: *waits patiently in a line in a busy establishment with limited employees who can only work so fast

every 40+ person in the vicinity: OHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS RI-DIC-U-LOUS why is the space time continuum not being broken to IMMEDIATELY ACCOMODATE me, The Most Important Person In The World,