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` Matte Attacke

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alienjock

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

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anti-katapliktika

fun facts!

  • leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.
  • stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.
  • aristotle tutored alexander the great.
  • abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.
  • an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.
  • pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.
  • pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 
  • oxford university is older than the aztec empire.
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maybachsxdiamonds

one of the best moments in television. and one of the best tributes they ever did for Michael

i reblogged this 4 times and regret nothing

JANET WENT FOR BLOOD THAT NIGHT! EPIC!!!

This made me tear

This was not “one of the best” this was by far THE best Michael Jackson tribute to date. Watching Janet perform you could feel the emotion through the television. I will never forget that moment.

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Such gnarly riffs in this track.

Corelia - “Treetops” (ft. Spencer Sotelo) Nostalgia September 6th, 2011 Progressive Metal / Djent Independent San Diego, California, USA

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ri-toast

It really freaks me out that people think body hair is unsanitary. Like y'all are just so brainwashed if you believe that body hair is perfectly normal and fine on men, but on women its suddenly dirty? Use your critical thinking skills for a few damn seconds, I’m begging you.

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