Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

the mood for 2019

me: *looks in mirror*

my body dysmorphia:

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

*any dying character*: i’m just… i’m just gonna rest for a while… i’m really tired…

Me:

run in here and come get yall juice

This car was completely covered in glitter…

Shitty car mods just say you hate fun and go

how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING

neither of these poeple are sayuing anything

interviewer: anha ana mijsta pahbin ewwuwo when it burnt down yuh mista baby ohta… 

interviewee: whenwe hyagh debyaugh db.. bneugh dbnyeugh bnyeuh mmnyoeunmmumneyugh snbbnd bning deebn wu….. heeh heeh hee heh

“Had you missed the pub, when it burnt down? You missed it badly I’d say.” “When we, we had to reopen our bar, we had to spend it everywhere.“

LMFAO

why did they give moody blues a fat ass

Lumbrjack Kirishima!! He has a log? Also damn, I wish I were Bakugou tbh.

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

I’m at chik fil a and they called for “Vriska” and a girl with blue hair got up

that was vriska herself. dont be fucking rude. pay your respects

what was vriska doing at chick fil a

Hitting on milfs

i wish I could hear this song for the first time again :(

GREAT idea but if anyone else has other suggestions id love to know xx

mike’s hard almond milk

cum

every day i live in regret