Self-diagnose all medical problems using the internet

BOI HE GON DO IT

Majestic AF

DOIG

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

these are all fucking clean

in all seriousness where can i get the casio one like im not kidding

Repair a fallen hornet’s nest with a hot glue gun

So true 💀

If you ever seen my boobs you’re welcome

when these dudes get to the middle they’re gonna be like oh shit lol

Dang it looks like the black lady is exorcizing a demon. #Love it!

Fun Fact: she’s 27

i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve reblogged this

doggles