Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

Don’t forget the award winning “I love you”

Reblogged for the last one

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

THIS MADE ME GLOW INSIDE

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

THE ONLY AUDIO I WILL PAUSE MY MUSIC FOR

This is beautiful!

REBLOG EVERY TIME

smart

oh meow gawd

“I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean” an autobiography

“Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out” a sequel

“Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes” the spin-off

“I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago” the self help booklet

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

“walnut” lmao I love this

Lol same^^^ Also sorry I cussed you out when you asked to rub my eye lids for me. I just thought you were high af

More men need to see this. It’s not just flicking the clit lol

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Eu:

The best of Tumblr: Harry Potter

(Other photosets: The best puns of Tumblr, The best of Tumblr: Avengers)

Cousin is the only familial term in the English language that doesn’t have separate gendered versions.

Sibling. Parent.

Animator makes stunning 3D tribute to Hayao Miyazaki (x)

his hair says NINJA

#but his eyes says hospital