I’ve had this in queue since 2013

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

why does she will be loved by maroon 5 make me feel……..like that

a theif

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

me on the first date

actually there is one more

The character: fictional

The pain: REAL

this wasn’t even a joke it was a straight-up confession omg

i… had no idea martha could drag.

I remember that movie! It was on lifetime lol

This goes so hard