Gringo

Me: first of all, thats MY dick.

Bae:

Me: 

Y'all…. this shit had me in TEARS 😂😂😂😂 His twitter is: CymereLasean

I.M.P.E.A.C.H.M.E.N.T

WHAT IS THISSSSS

“You can kiss me black ass” 😂😂

yoooo the way I screamed lmao

The backup vocals im screaming 😭😭😭

Forgot about this 😂😂 I’m rolling

i knew this was gonna be good from the freeze frame but i had NO IDEA

Drake & Josh // Reunited

FUJI SPERM WAY

i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too

happy september everyone

ITS THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER

When you get a get outta jail free card in Monopoly

How fast food workers be treating you when the manager ain’t there.

@thclland

If this not your shorty then why is she your shorty?

Yo babe I just want my drink back 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Rihanna wearing shoes from her collaboration with Manolo Blahnik

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

She broke that shit down so beautifully

women are masterminds and i love it

He called him Optimus Prime. I need to log out..  

💀💀💀💀💀

screaming

I’m hyperventilating

HE TOLD HIM TO OIL HIS JOINTS 😩💀💀💀

Jesus! Damn DAmn DAMNNNNNN

his response just snuck up on me and took me out hahaha

Son send help 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LMFAAOOOOOOOOO BRUH LMAO

Kevin Bacon is a blessing

Their friendship is adorable