we'll never find a buffet like that again

👮어디서든 마지마 👮

Evening mood by Béla Spányi (1852–1914)

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Планы на вечер….

“Plans for the evening”

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

This cat is named Fuku and he is deaf! He doesn’t know how noisy he’s being. His Instagram username is maruelmoruru if you want to see more of him!

Can’t trust a damn thing these days.

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

cat astrology

@opals-n-oceans accurate

@girl–fixer

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed