"thank you detroit,
for waiting all this time.
we all made it.
you made it,
we made it.
so long,
and goodnight."
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games
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he hehehe ! you found my post!!
ur pretty.
no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it
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no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity
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alone on a night? god youre . go to bed
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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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they need to invent drinking that's good for you and a way to fuck music
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STOP THERRRE AND LEMME CORRECT IT, I WANNA LIVE A LIFE FROM A NEW PERSPECTIVE...YOU COME ALONGG BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR FACEEE, AND I'LL ADMIRE YOUR EXPENSIVE TASTE...AND WHO CARESSS DIVINE INTERVENTION, I WANNA BE PRAISED FROM A NEW PERSPECTIVE...BUT MAYBE NOW WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA....SO CATCH ME UP ON GETTIN' OUTTA HERE!!!
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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023
Mother and baby viewing Van Gogh's Madame Roulin and Her Baby at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, US. By the Boston Herald
I’m not sure how to look at art by Lynda Barry
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite
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newlyweds 💘
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Earth is so crazy we literally have the ingredients of sandwiches here..
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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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he doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were young. btw.