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Tom Hiddleson in “Crimson Peak" trailer (b/n)
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"But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive" | Henry V | William Shakespeare
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It’s good to be bad…
source (new to me)
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Haven’s First tumblr Follower Giveaway!
I reached another follower milestone and thought I would attempt a giveaway! If you follow and live in the U.S./Canada, you can play, and new followers are welcome! Game is open until 4pm, 3/24/15. Alas, I do not have the kind of talent to offer beautiful fan art, but I can offer my mad single stitch crochet skills (instruction provided by stargateg33k) in the form of a Loki themed blanket similar to the one pictured here and the following goodies:
-an iTunes gift card -a volume of Shakespeare selected by the winner -sweet treats of some sort selected by the winner
To play:
-Reblog this post within the next week (one entry per follower).
Yep, that’s it! I’ve tried to keep it simple! Obviously, you must feel comfortable supplying me with a mailing address. ;) Due to the size/weight of the blanket, I’m afraid I will have to limit this to followers in the U.S. and Canada because of shipping issues.
Thank you so much for following and playing!
Now reblog for the chance to win free stuff!
Hiddles on Chatty Man
How could I have been a slore this long without seeing this??? My life is complete. The dance-off killed me. I am in Hiddles heaven.
“I’d rather sit in an empty cinema on my own. I hate people talking. And some of them come in 10 minutes late. I’d happily send them all to jail”
— Mark Gatiss, Shortlist interview
[pictured: Mark Gatiss in his deserted cinema happy place]
eve1978
I feel this so much!
Last night I went to watch Kingsman and suddenly this group of teens walked in and sat on my row and wouldn’t stop talking but i thought okay I’ll pretend I’m not a psycho, they can talk now as long as they shut up when the movie starts but when it did they didn’t stop so I went SSHHHHH and they went like “I think that’s for us” and I said it out loud YEAH IT IS SHUT UP PLEASE
ophelia-tagloff
I love when Mark Gatiss shows his Mycroft.
My husband and I went to a 9:45 pm showing of Mockingjay part 1 for my birthday a few months ago and we were literally THE ONLY CUSTOMERS in the entire building so it was fucking awesome so Mark Gatiss knows his shit
lokiwholockfactory
If you ever catch me smiling starring off in space I'm probably thinking about riding that dick
JUST FUCKING SHOW US THAT GODDAMN WANGLE SIR
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Anonymous asked:
tom h, is just some skinny white dude. have you not seen eyelashes on Arab/Moroccan men? no one says anything about that. but the minute this tom has eyelashes everyone has an orgasm. you need to get a life. you need to calm down. there are billions of men in this world, far more beautiful, talented and nicer than tom it is not that serious. i bet you're prettier than him
Oh nonny, first of all thank you for the compliment, I can assure you I’m not though.Second of all, you are right, I have seen Arab men with the most beautiful eyes and eye lashes I’ve ever seen. As for men who are more beautiful AND more talented AND also nicer than Tom, where are they?! Show them to me!
Here’s the thing, god…how do I explain Tom Hiddleston? Two years ago I didn’t get it either, maybe you should just watch Nerd hq or Chatty man. If you have and you’re still telling me this: congratulations, you’re one of the few that are immune, consider yourself lucky.It’s not about his eyes or eye lashes though, or those legs that go on for miles, that smile and those delicate hands and long fingers or the freckles on his skin, sure it’s all of that, but more than that it’s the kindness in those eyes and the sincerity in that smile. It’s his talent, his work ethic, his intelligence and eloquence, he is so smart yet never gives anyone else the impression that they’re not. It’s his passion, about everything he does, about work and life and he manages to draw you into that positivity. It’s the kid inside that still comes out to play.It’s that he wears his emotions on his sleeve, is not ashamed to be himself, the nerdy side and all, he challenges himself, never goes for the easy roles, never happy until he gets it exactly right.It’s his elegance, the way he moves and uses his body, how he talks and looks at someone, how he interacts with colleagues and fans.It’s his attitude towards those fans, the trouble he goes to meeting them and taking those selfies. You can tell me it’s all fake, but I have yet to hear the first person say something bad about him, literally everyone he meets says he’s the nicest guy on the planet. And the voice, I haven’t mentioned the sexy silky smooth deep voice yet and the accent, and that little naughty side underneath the gentleman he loves to tease us with.What I mean is, it’s a combination of so many things that makes him irresistible, none of us will swoon over eye lashes, we will if those eye lashes belong to him, because it’s our Tom and there is no calming down!It’s okay though, we are fangirls, this is what we do, this is what our blogs are for. You’re right, it isn’t all that serious but it is so much fun nonny, you should join us, tag me in those posts of Arab men with gorgeous eyes, I’m completely Hiddlestoned but not blind ;)Now please go watch Nerd hq and Chatty Man for me.
lokis-ice-queen
Everything said here is perfection!!!
Word of advice: never watch the push ups from the Donmar video frame by frame. Do not pause to look at his face every frame. You will die
Also, don’t watch the slow motion where Hadley flips Tom over his shoulder. If you look very closely, when Tom lands, you see the very tip… …
you. can. wHAT. NOW.
I WENT INVESTIGATIN
haveahiddles
Maybe I’m just fucking blind, but I don’t see a thing. I see his hip bone and then a black shadow caused by the waistband.
Gawdamn glasses…work!! Where am I supposed to see what?
lokiwholockfactory
i call you both to the drawing board…
ophelia-tagloff
That’s a lot of dick in relief. You can see …oh my god. Ridges and lines and is that a vein and holy Christ I can’t breathe….. lokiwholockfactory…why?
lokiwholockfactory
Ladies (and any interested gents, you’re welcome too you know *wink*), I have some additional evidence/science to submit, regarding the next frame of the video in question:
*adjusts glasses* Please correct me if I am wrong (and hopefully those pics will open up to their…ehehehe…full size and haven’t been resized by tumblr), but based on the motion of the subject’s body in juxtaposition to the motion of the cock in question as well as the peak physical condition of the subject, I would hypothesize that:
A)The subject is going commando under those sweatpants
B)The cock, being unrestrained except by the sweatpants and under the influence of the momentum of it’s own weight as well as the levering effect of the subject’s bodily impact with and unfolding onto the stage floor, is in the process of swinging upwards through fulcrum motion and would, absent the reduced but still present restraint of the waistband of the sweatpants, smack against the subject’s stomach
C)The waistband of the sweatpants, under force from the subject’s legs, is being pulled downward from the subject’s waist
and finally, D)The flesh visible between the waistband of the sweatpants and the hem of the shirt is not the subject’s mon pubis but rather the base/beginning of the cock shaft.
Ladies and any interested gents, if you have contradictory or additional evidence/science to submit, please do as I am all ears (and eyes). :)
lokiwholockfactory
and we get the details from the deduction master
hello miss ophelia-tagloff: any comments?
you’re in this too miss smittentomkitten
ophelia-tagloff
I can’t make words.
lokiwholockfactory
Yes I support matchgirl42‘s theory.
It took me an hour or so to recognize it as shaft base.
p.s. i hate myself for this
You should hate yourself, we’re awesome scientists, sciencing together. For the good of fangirls everywhere. :)
lokiwholockfactory
oh we better be sorry matchgirl42
we just gave ophelia-tagloff a hyperventilation attack
(That was meant to be shouldn’t, that’s what I meant to type, honestly. STG. Because we are awesome scientists. Went back and fixed it once I realized my mistake but apparently after you reblogged.)
Sorry ophelia-tagloff, remember your safety equipment next time. ;)
lokiwholockfactory
laterovaries should see this too
I am in love with you Hiddles scientists
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lokiwholockfactory
oh amatasera…
::swoooon::
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The word “fuck” is enormously satisfying.
Tom Hiddleston (for ELLEUK)
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Fantasy vs. Reality
Know the difference.
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Was there a slore mass exodus away from Tumblr while I was on hiatus?
I feel like everyone’s gone :(
It could be Tompocalypse Fatigue… there was such a rush of stuff that mouse clicking fingers were used for attacked another kind of button. Probably just exhaustion.
I’m still here. Maybe a bit (well a lot) more porny than before….but it’s easier to handle than Tompocalypse.
We lurk around the shadows.
Still here, back from hiatus as well.
I'm back from a hiatus myself, but mine was more postpartum than hormonal. XD