If you’re going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch, put down some newspaper on the floor and some towels. It’s not hard to do.
#me everyday of my adult life
i wish i were a tiny mouse tucked up in a tiny bed under a tiny patchwork quilt in a burrow under a tree. no responsibilities except making raindrop wine and rose jam and making sure i sweep the little doorstep every morning
Adam Driver behind the scenes of Star Wars: The Last Jedi
idk if this was done already but new era = new memes based on this!
i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is
I’ll literally cancel plans just to stay at home and do nothing
Lake District Cottages
Nico And The Niners // Stressed Out
pride and prejudice (2005, dir. joe wright | director’s commentary)
steve rogers + doing his stance
If you need anyone, I’ll stop my plans, But you’ll have to tie me down and then break both my hands, If you need anyone.
Personal space.