September

the one thing i’m always hyped for is blankets

i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

lol

Thank Your Local Republican!

Phroyd

Eat the rich

this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour

“it aint easy being cheesy”

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

Mr. Rogers is not disappointed in you.  He’s proud of you for listening and thinking about what he said, and he hopes it plants a seed where sometimes maybe you notice yourself making an unhealthy choice and recognize it, because that’s the first step towards growth towards your best and healthiest self, which is a journey and a process, not an ideal state of which you are falling short.

Mr. Rogers loves you for just your being you.

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

goblin it is

THAT PART.