Ayy lmao

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“:(” in all caps

when ur starting to make friends with someone and all of the sudden they reveal their giant douchebag side

me when i see me: thats not me

anxiety in the streets, insomnia in the sheets

“Meanwhile, back at Wild World”:

mozart

LOVE

minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

if you write in cursive i hate you

ℒℴℓ

me: hey uhh can we get some curly hair options besides one huge ass afro??

game devs: fuck no

also game devs: here’s 30 balding options for your characters

me: hey can i have long hair options besides fuckin ponytail and some ugly ass shoulder length effort-

game devs: no. fuck you. blocked. reported. never ask me for anything again. how dare you speak to me.

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong