don’t ever come near me or my son again

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R.I.P. David Bowie

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Some people seem to be confused about Bernie Sanders and the label “democratic socialist.” Luckily for them, Sanders is going to explain the term and its principles in a big way.

if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why

Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s to stop you from having pizza salad? Ice cream salad? Chicken nugget salad? all you have to do is cut it up and there you fucking go it’s salad.

wait this is really smart

Me: is the bees knees You: cockroaches ankles

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you know what’s sad?

when u find something funny that reminds you of someone and you’re laughing and you wanna share it with them and then you stop laughing because you realize they’re not in your life anymore so you can’t show them

How to get over a break up

Fuck the beer and alcohol but LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUMMY BEARS OMFG….

I have some news for you….

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lmao people actually think I’m straight

you're lesbian?