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VisionaryDame

@visionarydame-blog / visionarydame-blog.tumblr.com

Hello, everyone! It's Julie here, and welcome to my Tumblr! Filled with lots of pointless crap from myself and awesome reblogs of...well, everything that I like! :D
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sixpenceee

Last week reddit user Narya9 posted a photo of an adorable dog that was yet to be adopted. According to Narya9, the ‘Pouty Hippo’s’ name was Mack and he was located at the BARCS Animal Shelter in Baltimore, MD. The big dog’s adorable features bowled over the reddit community and he quickly became the most popular image on one of the Internet’s largest communities.A few days later a follow-up picture emerged, saying the dog had just moved from the shelter to his forever home. Shortly thereafter, another reddit user, KeysOnATable, shared an update saying he and his family were the ones to adopt the dog, who they now called Frank ‘the Tank’. 

currently bawling my eyes out. this is the type of news i need on my feed

Perfect.

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The overwatch crew just made something adorable

Like I’m an actual fucking artist and so are a million god damn other people on the planet and the person being recognize for their art by a game company is a fucking child? Nah. So much fuck that.

well if the criteria for recognition is being a fucking child i’d say you still have a chance

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titenoute
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‪respect other people’s routines ‬‪respect other people’s schedules ‪respect other people’s habits ‪respect other people’s hobbies ‪respect other people’s choices ‪respect other people’s thoughts ‪respect other people’s feelings RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE

Yes!

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When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.

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vonmunsterr

this is a fucking cinematic masterpiece

Fun fact: Kevin Parry, the dude in this vine works for Laika and did animation on The Boxtrolls and Kubo and the Two Strings.

ive reblogged this before but not with that last addition

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hzs-modblog

Same here.  That’s impressive.

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dogiplier

Stop scrolling. Read this. Remember this.

If you can’t take it from him, take it from a survivor like me. These are REAL words.

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Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty everything wrong with white American Christianity. 

Because Jesus had authority at temples and beat people.

I 100% can’t tell if you’re joking here but he actually did chase people out of a temple at least once for using religion for their own selfish gains, complete with literal table flipping and improvised whips

So really it’s not that he would have trump thrown out as much as he would storm in and accuse him of turning his father’s house into a den of thieves before upending a table on his head

Dude, Jesus not only chased them out, he broke stuff they were selling, let loose all of their animals, and fucking flipped all the money-changing tables.

Jesus 100% would have been chasing Trump out with a table leg.

Canon Jesus 10000% better than fanon Jesus

Considering Canon Jesus:

- hung out with lepers, thieves, prostitutes and other ‘undesirables’ 

- preached non-violent resistance to oppression (aka “turn the other cheek,”)

- healed the male bed-slave of a Roman centurion 

- and was generally pretty big on loving your neighbour and not judging them

I’d say he damn well is about 18788687687678% better than fanon Jesus.

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This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all week

I forgot about this until some random person liked it.

Thanks rando

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