stranger things 2 au where everything is the same except eleven wants to go  trick or treating in scout’s ham costume from to kill a mockingbird

bitchin’

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

I’m not even kidding I’m in love with this man

I may be a shitty boyfriend, but… turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.

Jaqen: Finally a girl is no one. 

Arya: A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and I am going home. 

Jaqen: 

I don’t want powers. I mean, I do not want to be on the receiving end of them either, but… I don’t know, I just- I like people too much.

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

the rest of europe @ ‘the big 5′ during eurovision finals: *hermione voice* at least none of us had to buy our way in, we got in on pure talent 

Europe has a horrible taste in music apparantly

you make the mistake thinking this is about music

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

sad story

friend did a crappy torrent of norton antivirus, the program successfully detected itself as a threat and deleted itself during a scan

a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!