emo dalien is all i really needed in life to be honest @danielhowell @amazingphil
This is actually something I was thinking about is that rent can not exceed 1/3 of monthly minimum wage income.
So let's say state is on federal Minimum wage which is about 1100 a month so in that state no matter what rent on any place could not exceed 370 dollars.
Even if minimum wage was 15 dollars (about 2400 a month) max rent could be 800
So if landlord want more money they would have to fight bosses and state legislature to get it.
Like average Pennsylvania rent is 1400 and in this world if landlord wanted to charge that the would have to get minimum wage raised to 26 dollars an hour.
To bosses and landlords:
Darn shame if this circulated…
So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?
T R I P L E K I L L
So my friend and I were talking talking about this magical item I had randomly fished up on the River Styx (a purple dildo bat [I rolled 69 lmao]). Basically , we were figuring out the stats for the weapon (my character is a prostitute so this is GOLD), and I brought up names.the room went silent for like five minutes.
So I say "Why not Purple Thunder because it claps dem cheeks"
We bust out laughing and he says "made by Naughty Wyvern[ bad dragon]?" We continue cracking tf up too.
Eventually we talk about how this guy that owns the company is actually a Wyvern that can shape shift into a human and he actually just makes molds of he and his friends' dicks and then sells them in his human form.
The guy totally does it for the laughs because no one knows but him and his friends and they just fuck around with it. For example, Purple Thunder™️ (my bat) was a thunder Wyverns dick, but they made it bright purple instead of silver like his coloring for shits and giggles.
Eventually he says to me " You know I'm totally going to make an actual store where you can buy these."
To which I responded " Yea, you could call it Dungeons and Dildos"
I'm dead🤣😂
Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
Apollo: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Athena: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Poseidon, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Dionysus: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Dionysus:
Dionysus: It's perfume.
Try using these in conjunction with prayer beads! Each bead should remind you of an epithet.
“Dionysus Nyktelios, lull me to sleep.”
“Dionysus Lyaeus, brighten my day.”
“Dionysus Taurus, help me stand my ground.”
“Dionysus Lampter, guide me through dark places.”
“Dionysus Lyseus, free me from my worries.”
“Dionysus Psilas, grant me the freedom to be myself.”
I will create a full list of epithets with meanings for your enjoyment in my next post.
Dionysus: We've both got autism, haven't we?
Artemis,*Nodding*: Yep.
Dionysus,*smiling maliciously*: Good to know.
Zeus: Man I have the worst headache
Hephaestus: I can help
[inches towards axe]
Zeus: Hephaestus no
Apollo with popcorn: Hephaestus yes
some perspective homework
(im really bad at pers so dont look too long)
Originally I was only going to draw the meme pose but then the second image came to mind and it was too good to pass up lol
Second image without the blur:
That one photo
so i have a mildly popular “reblog and put in in the tags” post going around and its. very clear how many people don’t know how to interact with a tumblr post
so, first of all, tumblr’s culture has changed a lot in the past couple years. there’s a genuine community effort to not start any drama, and ironically a lot of the current hostility is an effort to keep things calm. there’s also a change in how people interact with posts, so if you haven’t been here in a while please skip down to the tags/replies/reblog with text section.
for newcomers: you should be reblogging posts about as liberally as you would like something on twitter. if your blog is only personal posts and you only interact with other content by liking it, people will think you are rude/a bot. you’ve probably heard people talk about “cultivating your dash,” and thats because this platform is 100% centered around your dashboard. trending matters less, unfollowing and blocking in order to shape your dash into it’s best form is widely accepted, the majority of the content you’ll find and interact with will be because of your dash, and the only way to put things on your dash is to reblog them. tumblr users are deeply distrustful of algorithms and have largely turned off the “see posts your friends have liked” function (i recommend you also turn of the various algorithms in settings → general settings → dashboard preferences).
so, once you’ve reblogged a post, there’s three ways to add content to it. the tags, replies, and reblogging with text. all of them have different connotations
the tags: an inside voice. originally they were meant for organizing your blog (and they’re still used for this), but they’ve also morphed into a way to share thoughts that aren’t funny/insightful enough for non-followers to be interested in. when in doubt, put your comment in the tags
replies: basically talking to your friends in class. your followers have no way of finding your replies (they don’t pop up on the dash, nobody gets notified except for the original poster) so chances are, only the person who made the post is gonna see your comment. it’s for quick one-offs that you’re okay with other people overhearing, but really is only made for one person. they’re like a public dm
reblog with text: an outside voice. you’re getting up on a stage in town square and entertaining people. make sure it’s funny or insightful— bottom line, add something new to the conversation. you should use this the least
general rules of thumb:
- when in doubt, reblog.
- the only things people will judge you for reblogging are personal vent posts. leave a like to give a little virtual hug
- if a post is asking about your personality/opinions (i.e: tell me what’s the last tv show you watched, that kind of thing) put it in the tags
- also if you see a nice edit, gifset, or art, reblog and say something nice in the tags! it’s that nice sweet spot of common enough that no one will notice but uncommon enough to make the artist’s day
A collection of all the wizards I’ve drawn over the past year or so! Some of them used to have gray backgrounds, but now they’re all nice and colorful 🧙♂️✨