I would rather die than be inconvenienced even slightly

this…….. is the best headline

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

hello

please be clingy with me i need it

can we start using orangutans for reaction pics i mean look 

this 

(aw shit)

is

(#bootyhadmelike)

some

(wanna say that to my face bitch?)

quality

(can’t go on)

shit

(thigh gap <3)

i mean

(aw hell nah)

look

at these

fuckers

(he works hard for the money)

truly my best post

[dragging my sad, limp body across the floor] im doing fine

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

SPOOKY WEEK STARTS TOMORROW

the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders

I gotta delete my blog for good

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

That last line is why i reblogged