I'm seeing @troyesivan tomorrow (/ today bc i dont sleep) and i'm hella excited
Seven has the word ‘even’ in it. Which is odd
isn’t this how this scene went
baby
Im a sinner
The official Malec recap.
SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WITH NO CONTEXT
my last 48 hours have been just heavenly
Louis
be like
BADLANDS. (insp)
fav quotes from 50 shades
- Christian mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
- The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants. We’re talking small.
- “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.
- He started working my zone. It was bananas.
licking his eyebrow
DO I AFRAID YOU
This doesnt even go with my blog but it was too funny not to reblog
FUCKING NASA
I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?
JUNO.
Who’s Juno?
JUPITER’S WIFE.
NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.
FUCKING NASA
but I never had the seventh grade scene phase so who’s the real winner here