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Ailabee Art

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So here is the second worse Napoleon Bonaparte themed erotica I have ever seen. All I know is that it’s a caricature of Napoleon painted by an anonymous artist around 1800. I call it “here he comes (wit his dick out)”. I apologize, but I must subject you all to it. 

Take a gander at this hot mess. Join me on this journey of dissecting this monstrosity 

She has a face full of ass, but couldn’t care less and almost her entire arm (up to the shoulder!) disappearing up the other lady’s vag

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this poor lady doesn’t like that fact that her face is mere inches from Napoleon’s dirty foot and honestly who can blame her

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between a rock and a hard place

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she doesn’t give a fuck AT ALL about her situation. she’s more preoccupied with her nails apparently. also where is that rope going 

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RIP her back

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And here he is, the man himself, Napoleon Bonaparte. He’s got his dick AND ass out, but he doesn’t care. See that look in his eyes? He’s a man on a mission. 

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“Eat your heart out, Wellington.

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gwydionmisha

I arrive at Waterloo Hat: On Horse: Made of naked women Dick: Out I am forcibly removed from Mainland Europe.

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

ahhh gentle pure tama!! <333 for those down about tama’s passing, a good ending–the station has found a successor to her! another calico named nitama (literally TAMA TWO) who was irl buddies with tama off duty AND was a kitty receptionist while tama was around (yes there are RECEPTIONIST CATS at this train station bless it there is a full cat bureaucracy and job market). nitama is pretty chill about the hat and while not as serene as tama was, will undoubtedly come into it with age and experience.

nitama being officially sworn in as new stationmaster.

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she also has an A+ face and loves sticking her tongue out. im serious google this cat like 70% of the pictures shes going BLEP its great.

To be fair Tama was the human equivilent of 80 years old when she passed.  She was dedicated.

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