Never look idly, always glare with passion!

what if i returned to tumblr after years by posting a felt doll of @spatsula's Nia in her furry form?

And Now the Screaming Starts! (1973) dir. Roy Ward Baker

I thought this was a deleted scene or something from pride and prejudice and I was like damn Darcy is having a meltdown.

What if instead of silent hill it was called loud hill and the fog was weed smoke dude?

lookin for my wife mary....jane bruuh!!

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

this is a man who has experienced The Public

“Look at me”

stock marketers be like: penis is up by 200%

To Whom It May Concern:

THIS CONCERNS EVERYONE

they like to pika flowers

why does every screen cap and gifset of this look like a horror movie

that’s just what living in england is like

Sir, your cat sounds like trying to make a dial-up connection

anyone else y’all got those clicky ankles

Have you considered that you might be a reindeer?

did you just fucking know this

VR boyfriend

WEED TWO

????