Living in America you either succumb to the burger mind virus or go insane from the strain of resisting the forms of psychological torture which facilitate burgerification

They just want there to always be a class of people who are forever in debt. Whether it's chattel slavery, prison, student loan debt, medical debt, renters who will never be able to own a house, etc.

Pipe expanding machine

Wowww

wait hold on i just thought of something funny

does covid fuck up your gag reflex

are you having trouble in the men’s room

I’m eating sausages and they’re just sliding down there whole like never before

can we meet up

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

In retrospect it was high key insane that they had the activity feed embedded into your dash board like that

It’s why you never wanted a post to escape containment here. It literally made your dashboard unusable for days or longer, obscured by notifications that didn’t even stack. It was wild. I miss it.

MOVIN' RIGHT ALONG

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[VERTI]

yeah well he had me in the second half too

oh this was absolutely the wrong blog

happy what do tuesday's tuesday

Joe Biden Lookin Fresh

"what's the matter, smooth-skin? didn't think a ghoul could become president, did ya?"

some people seem to think that being horny for a media is paradoxical to critical analysis but actually anyone who makes quality horny content is so knee-deep in critical analysis their horny content reads like an extremely led psych eval

this is legitimately one of the most unsettling jokes they’ve ever made on the simpsons

stunned at the number of people overthinking it in the notes. there’s no deeper meaning you’re missing, it’s just a weird thing that becomes viscerally upsetting the more you imagine it. to me.

Literally the joke is that a mom tried to save money by making her own pepsi for her kids, and her homemade pepsi is gross. There are some very weird interpretations in the notes?!

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hate this site

come sit down next to me idiot

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

sit next to me right now. 

i am, im sitting next to you right now

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.