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Classy, Sassy, and a bit Smart Assy.

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You know you're a theatre nerd when... You're sitting in a theatre and you look up to see how many lights they have and go "GAHD! That's a ton of lights" You know you're boyfriend is amazing when he says "I'm pretty sure that a metric f*ck ton."

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fuckboyzuko

This is a very good point...

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, donโ€™t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think itโ€™s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what heโ€™s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldnโ€™t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial.ย The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

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<b>Jeremy Jordan</b> at 54 Below

July 1, 2015

<b><I>FABULOUS</b></I> does not even begin to describe his show that night.

Another huge thank you to circusofyourmind and katelev for joining me and making my birthday celebration awesome.

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