me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history

shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

Thank you Kleenex, I was having a hard time fitting my man tears into the lady hankies.

Those are not for tears…

finally, a monster tissue for my magnum dong

Jarvis Cocker by Steve Double, 1992.

Just the facts.

trying to comfort a friend

This heat is disgusting, disappointing and downright disrespectful

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

no 1 ever has a crush on me cause i got an abrasive personality and am a lil ugly but that’s ok cause those are my best qualities

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

i will never not reblog this