this was a real show 

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

working in retail

if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame

I thought this was funnier than I should have

not to be too millennial but

no money

no house

just avocado

we gotta get away from here

Me being approachable and relatable and fun

holy shit check this motherfucker out