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Ask Snorlax

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Jiro"Mmm. I am Jiro, guardian of this temple. Feel free to ask what your heart desires, but keep in mind that not all of life's questions should be answered."
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If there really is going to be a fight against the dragons we cannot do it alone. Hopefully you can send word quickly because your other human friend already has a head start on us. I need to rest and gather some provisions for our journey back ...

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askteamterry

Ryota and Skittles. GO!

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R̵ea͜lity͝ ͡is͢ bei͡ǹg͠ ̀t̵o̕r̵n͠ ̸ap͢a͝r̶t.̧

  • Náme: ?͡??
  • ̀Ge̛nder:͢ ?̨?҉?̨
  • G͏en̷e͜ŕal͏ A͡p̵p͢ear͏an̴c̨e̴:̛ ͠Scu̡r͠f̛f҉y̢,̧ hal͏f ̡a w̕i͢ng ͜t͏o͞rņ,́ ̀n҉ot ̨líke ̡i͘t͘ mat̷tęrs̢
  • ͘Per͠sonąl҉i͢t́ý:͜ Òff͟ t̴h͜e̢ ̷r͢ai̕ls̡
  • S̢p̶ec͢ia̛l̵ T҉a҉l͘en͝ts̕:͢ NO O҉NE͠ ͏S̵HOUL͞D͜ ́H͜A̸V̷È ̀THIS͠ P̨O̡W͠ER̛
  • ̛W̨hơ ͢t̀he͡y̷ ́l̷ike bȩt͡ter̷: T̨h͜e̢y ̴p̢r̢ob͜a͞b̨l͏y ̧don͡’t̶ ̢gi͢ve̢ ̶a d͝a̕m͟n ͜a̛b͏o̵ut͜ ͞e̶ith̢er ͏of ̴‘̵em҉
  • ͡Wh̢o ̷t͏hey͢ t̸ake af͏ter̛ mo͢re: Sk͟ittl͘es? S҉ki͏t̨tles.
  • ̧P͜erso̕nal͢ H̷e̛a͞d ͘ca͝n̵ón͡: If R͜y̶ot͝a̵ ̨iś ͡th͟e “̧eátér͠ ǫf ҉t̸ime҉” ̛then ̡t͢hi̢s ͜mons̸t͟er iś t̕hȩ ͝ęate͝r o͘f͝ ́e͏v̵ery̨t̨hi̵ng̵ itse̢l̵f͝.̴ ̧W̸ould̶ pr̶ob̛a͝bĺy ma̕k̷e ̡a go͘od ̸f̨i̶ńa͏l b͞os̡s.
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ask-snorlax
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if youre still here and reading this, THANK YOU!

its been a roller coaster of a year and i’ve been horribly neglectful of this blog. this year is going to change that. i want to be active here so i’ll be working on wrapping up the story in whatever free time i have that way this can turn into a “normal” ask blog. 

thank you for all your support. hope to work with you in 2016!!

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ursadoodles

Preview of the update for ask-snorlax​

I needed today to decompress. I’ve been running myself ragged as I try to get a second job (when I haven’t even started my current one; i’m going back to work for Hot Topic but it wont be until the 10th of next month) On top of that I’m worried that the phone is going to shut off and my medicine for my depression is going to run out.  I skipped taking it today and may do so tomorrow to help ensure that on the 10th I have had some a few days before and on that day so I’m okay to work. (not a good idea but its better than not having it for who knows how long and just jumping back in) 

If you happen to be looking for commissions feel free to look at my post here

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Skittles: There’s one guy, there’s one guy left. There’s one guy left. There’s one guy and there’s two brains and now they’re toast. Now I go up here and press the button and I got through here. I kill the guys up here. They are dead. I go back down. I go around. I kill these guysAAHHHHHHHOOHMYGOD!!! WHY ARE THEY THERE? WHY DID THEY SHOW UP RIGHT THERE? THEY WERE NOT THERE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RYOTA PLEASE!!
Ryota: I’m not sorry. I mean to laugh. You call me Ryota so rarely. Like you really must be in a state right now. 

Heart of Darkness indeed.

askteamterry started this. I thought everyone forgot about Ryota and my other ask blog. It’s terrybytes’ Birthday! Thanks for all the good times dude. I hope you have/had a great one!!

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ask-snorlax
K: … How much did you actually hear?

Taki: Well...I heard you talking to yourself about that ball and how a Lugia was misinformed. To make a point on your other statement...the wild does not care if you are a king or a commoner. It would kill you just the same. I suggest treating others in the same respect you expect to be treated. So...since you're going to be taking shelter at the temple care to speak your mind to another Pokemon or would you rather rant to the sky again?

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ask-snorlax

I have a feeling you're not a threat and that you need help more than anything. You clutch the Pokéball like it is yours, but the earlier conversation to yourself  seems to contradict your actions. If you wish to rest you may follow me to the temple. The monk, Jiro, has not been around for a while. I am sure he would not mind. If you wish to talk about your tale I will lend you an ear. Maybe meditation at the temple can help you find a path.

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???: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MISSED A DAY WHERE I COULD SCARE OTHERS WITH LITTLE TO NO CONSEQUENCE AND BE REWARDED WITH TREATS?

Mod: Sorry dude...just haven't really been feelin' it here...

???: BE THAT AS IT MAY I DEMAND SWEETS!

Mod: Geeeeeeez....I'll be back soon guys. I promise. Then we can get on the story with this loser

???: I HEARD THAT. DOUBLE THE SWEETS.

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???: Free will...you've fought recently for that for fellow dragons...admirable. Let's just say I'm much like your recent opponent, but far more ruthless. Jiro thought he purged me but all I did was wait in the cracks in his soul. Manipulating his memories and thoughts. The silly Snorlax doesn't have much of his original memory past what he calls "the incident".

I think I've said enough. If you'd like to know more, war veteran, you can always fight for me. On your own terms. Dragons do not make slaves of their own kind. 

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