pharrell williams looking at normal hats
“what is this? a hat.. for ants?”
“what is this? a hat.. for ants?”
love is so embarrassing . also the only thing that matters
anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??
instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant
SHAME MEN INTO WASHING THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM! I DONT CARE IF YOU “”DIDNT TOUCH IT”” WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news
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What children?? This is a normal man, probably in his way to watch an R-rated film, as any adult has the right to do!
good morning, lgbt community! how are we doing?
The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee
this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
you know what? I'm sick of double standards. wheres the gamer guy bathwater?
oh, right.
There is a specific and terrifying difference between “never were” monsters and “are not anymore” monsters
“The thing that was not a deer” implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying
“The thing that was not a deer anymore” on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations.
hey I totally fucked up and forgot the 3rd type, which is “Is Not Anymore And Maybe Never Was” monsters “The thing which was no longer a deer and maybe never was” implies a creature that, at first glance, completely appears to be a deer, but over time degrades very slowly until you realize (probably too late) that it is not a deer anymore, and had you seen it in this state first, you wouldn’t have recognized it as a deer at all, and there’s a decent chance that it was never actually a deer to begin with but only a very good mimic, and what makes this one scary is the slow change from everything being right to everything being wrong, happening slowly enough that you don’t even notice it until its too late, as well as the fact that something now so clearly not a deer could have fooled you to begin with.
Jupiter and four of its moons, next to Crescent Moon. (Source)
Lined Leaf-tailed Gecko, Madagascar by Frank Vassen