"The hidden rain village"

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

potion of pass out and shit yourself to death

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

The Dark Urge spending all of the party's gold on face paints and the wheel spin game at the circus

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

— “How is Inosuke doing?”

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

This felt like a punch to the throat

On one hand, this would exasperate any Frenchmen within earshot, so good for her.

i am so fucking sick of the chokehold this video has had on my brain for the last two days

he is not the man of your dreams he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast

Plain rice will get you through the darkest period of your life

They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy