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kilbaro

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

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madsciences

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

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motivational

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Bertrand Russell

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Bertrand Russell

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Take this with you

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

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LMFAO

guys the first time I watched this vid I was blazed out of my mind and I thought I was actually dying and leaving my mortal body

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my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

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